I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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