with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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