That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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