ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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