So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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