Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
True strength comes from lack of pants
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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