Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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