i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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