Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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