Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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