I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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