Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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