Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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