During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm determined to sit on that face.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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