About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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