Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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