Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
