Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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