so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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