...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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