he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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