Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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