Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I am one with the molecules
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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