I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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