i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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