Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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