There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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