we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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