Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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