i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize