Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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