do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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