this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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