Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I've blown a few things in my day
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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