found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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