dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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