I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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