He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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