I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Your dad touched me again.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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