No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
no you cant smoke seaweed
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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