he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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