Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize