Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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