i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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