Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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