I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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