would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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