Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think people are normalizing furries
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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