So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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