Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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