Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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