I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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