so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
