I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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