....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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